Guess who's coming to town...

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Fear can get you prisoner, BREAD can set you free

One BREAD to rule them all

In space, no one can hear you bake

There can be no triumph without loss. No victory without suffering. No freedom without BREAD

Everything that has a beginning, has a BREAD

Every man dies, not every BREAD really lives

What kind of BREAD would defy a king?

After a night you can't remember, comes a bread you'll never forget

Bread DOES matter


Se viene el acontecimiento más esperado desde la visita del Sputnik.
Los productores de "El Hombre Perro-Gallo" y "La Mujer Manguera" traen por fin al mundialmente reconocido, pasión de multitudes y ganador del Premio Nobel de la Paz, el famosísimo Pan Que Habla.
¿Qué irá a pasar?
¿Está Chile preparado para un pan que habla?

Cambio de imagen...

bueno, es viernes, mañana tengo partido y estoy confinado a los límites de internet que -curiosamente- carece de límites.
Perfectamente podrían ser los ílimites o los e-límites.
Igual me intimida saber que una ex estudiante de letras y actual guionista lee por estos lados. Tendrá mi mente una estructura adecuada para una teleserie? para una obra de teatro? para un sitcom?
Alguna vez se hará una película basada en los irreales hechos de la vida de Gonzalo Toro?
Sería chori, pero los estudios cinematográficos no financian el jugo sin sentido.

En fin...
el tema de fondo es como sigue:
si uno quiere evitar ser un temerario, tiene que ser cobarde a veces. Así se puede conseguir la templanza de la que hablaba Aristóteles. La gracia está en saber cuando serlo. Entonces, cuando uno se acobarda en cierta situación, se puede decir que fue inteligente al respecto "y soldado que arranca sirve para otra batalla" etc.
La gran afectada por culpa de la inteligencia, es la pasión.
Hay consenso sobre cuan apasionado se debe ser?
Por qué la frialdad es mirada a menos?

A Piña -en la victoria de Fenomenot sobre Estudiantes de la Planta- le pegaron y una vez en el piso le dijeron: "párate perra culiá"
Dicho y hecho, Piña se paró y golpeó al contrincante ganándose senda tarjeta roja.
Fue un tonto, nos dificultó el partido. Pero que pasa si en vez de increparlo, el rival le pegaba un pelotazo a Suave?

La moderación es un tema complejo muchachos, los insto a pensar sobre ella.

La Comunidad como concepto

que utópica palabra, sobre todo cuando el primer decenio está sobre ruedas
comunidad... común... que todo lo nuestro pertenezca a todos
podría yo prestarle a todos mi tijera? y si necesito usarla y no la encuentro?
podrías tú prestarme tu gorrito de lana para el frío?
y tú no sientes frío acaso?

dada la dificultad para responder estas zonzas preguntas (y muchas otras no tan zonzas) y que el actual modelo económico ha sabido responder eficientemente (sin desmerecer la genialidad del mismo) es que propongo una alternativa a lo ideal, considerando que los recursos son suficientemente escasos para que no alcancen a todos...
semi capitalista
semi comunista
semi eficiente
semi mop-gate

"Teoría de los conglomerados sinérgicos"
Ni idea si esto ya fue planteado con anterioridad (yo creo que sí) y sé que debería investigar previo a lanzar una idea al aire, pero es lunes, está lloviendo y tengo que resumir una idea gigante en pocas líneas para poder postearlo (adiós explicaciones macroeconómicas).
Básicamente consiste en dividirse -pero no en términos absolutos como propone el mago Adam Smith ni tampoco en términos igualitarios de rendimiento positivo como John Nash (aunque se parece un poco a este último ahora que lo pienso)- hasta formar una pequeña red sinérgica (2+2=5) interconectada parcialmente y con recursos económicos flotantes.
Suena demasiado obvio, pero creo que debería ser MÁS obvio. Crear una CULTURA de ello.
¿Por qué interconectada parcialmente?
Bueno, porque si carece de interconexión, no hay red. Si no hay red, no hay flujo de información. Si no hay flujo de información, no hay crecimiento y menos sinergia.
Si fuera interconectada absolutamente, no hay espacio para desarrollo personal y la producción marginal sería inmediatamente decreciente.
Es básicamente la idea de "cuidarse las espaldas mutuamente". Si los dos apuntamos al mismo lado, nadie nos protege la espalda. Si estamos mirando en lados opuestos, te pierdo de vista, y no sé hacia donde avanzas. Fácil.
¿Por qué recursos económicos flotantes?
Para maximizar su vida útil. Para usufructuar de la depreciación y compartir los costos. Aunque los bienes se deprecien más rápido si son flotantes, los costos divididos entre n (con n=número de miembros de la comunidad) serán menores y casi despreciables.
¿Funciona?¿Existe?
Obvio, los bufetes de abogados y las salas de clase. OJO: no confundir con sindicatos o grupos como el Colegio Médico... ellos sólo son una manga de burócratas que quieren concentrar el poder. Continuando con la idea de la sala de clases. Piensen en una sala de 20 personas con 4 gomas de borrar. Las usan quienes tienen que borrar (que no son todos) y se utilizan la mayor parte del tiempo. El momento en el que están en el estuche es tiempo muerto de productividad cero, y se deprecian con el tiempo. Fácil. Piensen en el concepto de UPS: perfeccionar al máximo los procesos.
Fácil + fácil = super fácil.
¿De qué tamaño tiene que ser?
Del que los miembros se la puedan. No caer en prácticas monopólicas para obtener utilidades fáciles, no caer en la insuficiencia de mano de obra. Obvio
Súper fácil + obvio = súper favio
¿Talón de Aquiles Bailo?
Fundamentos del conglomerado: la confianza. Un bien difícil de tasar, difícil de entregar. Se podría decir que su precio es infinito y la gente sólo tiene 1 vale x confianza. Si se malversa, es imposible juntar infinito dinero para comprarla de nuevo.

Eso. Más resumido, imposible

We were on a break

Bueno, no fue fácil conseguirlo, pero lo hice. In memoriam Friends. Creo que este capítulo está demasiado bien hecho y es muy representativo de "a whole lotta people". Así doy el puntapié inicial a este blog que abordará desde la comedia al drama, pasando por... errr... el melodrama. Bueno, eso y otras hierbas.
Enjoy!

RACHEL: But I told you, I didn't have the time!
ROSS: Yeah, well you never have the time. I mean, I don't feel like I even have a girlfriend anymore, Rachel.
RACHEL: Wh, Ross what do you want from me? You want me... you want me to quit my job so you can feel like you have a girlfriend?
ROSS: No, but it'd be nice if you realized, it's just a job!
RACHEL: Just a job!
ROSS: Yes.
RACHEL: Ross do you realize this is the first time in my life I'm doing something I actually care about. This is the first time in my life I'm doing something that I'm actually good at. I mean. if you don't get that...
ROSS: No, hey, I get that, okay, I get that big time. And I'm happy for ya, but I'm tired of having a relationship with your answering machine! Okay, I don't know what to do anymore.
RACHEL: Well neither do I!
RACHEL: Oh my God. I cannot keep having this same fight over and over again, Ross, no, you're, you're, you're making this too hard.
ROSS: Oh I'm, I'm making this too hard. Okay, what do you want me to do.
RACHEL: I don't know, I don't know. Look, maybe we should take a break.
ROSS: Okay, okay, fine, you're right. Let's ah, let's take a break, let's cool off, okay, let's get some frozen yoghurt, or something...
RACHEL: No. A break from us.
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JOEY: So what are you gonna do?
ROSS: What can I do? One person wants to break-up, you break-up.
CHANDLER: Hey, no way! Come on, this is you guys, call her and work it out.
ROSS: Oh come on, we just had this huge fight, all right, don't I have to wait a while?
CHANDLER: Hey, this isn't like swimming after you eat, pick up the phone!!!
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ROSS: You think?! God, I, ah, I'm in hell. I mean what, what am I gonna do? Rachel's all like, 'I love you and, and let's work on this.' And all I can think about is, 'What is she gonna do? What is she gonna say?' when I tell her what I did.
CHANDLER: Well, before we answer that, I think we should address the more important question. How dumb are you?
ROSS: What?! Look, we're trying to rebuild a relationship here, right. How am I supposed to do that here, without being totally honest with each other?
JOEY: Look, Ross look, I'm on board about this totally honesty thing, I am, just not about stuff that's gonna get you in trouble.
CHANDLER: He's right. Nobody's gonna benefit, and you're just gonna hurt her.
JOEY: Yeah, and there won't be a relationship left to rebuild.
ROSS: Yeah, but don't you think...
CHANDLER: All right look, if you absolutely have to tell her, at least wait until the timing's right. And that's what deathbeds are for.
JOEY: All right, okay, now, we just have to make sure she doesn't find out some other way. Did you think about the trail?
ROSS: What trail?
JOEY: The trail from the woman you did it with to the woman you hope never finds out who did it! You always have to think about the trail!
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RACHEL: Y'know what, I want you to leave! Get outta here!
ROSS: No!!!
RACHEL: Just get out! Now!!!
ROSS: No! No! I wanna stay. I wanna talk about this.
RACHEL: Okay! All right! How was she?
CHANDLER: Uh-oh.
ROSS: What?
RACHEL: Was she good?
JOEY: Don't answer that.
RACHEL: Come on Ross! You said you wanted to talk about it, let's talk about it!! How was she?
ROSS: She was...
JOEY: Awful! Horrible!
CHANDLER: She was not good. Not good.
JOEY: She was nothing compared to you.
ROSS: She, she was different.
JOEY: Ewwwww!
RACHEL: Good different?
CHANDLER: Uh-oh.
ROSS: Nobody likes change.
ROSS: Listen. Oh hey, hey, the important thing was that she meant, she meant nothing to me!
RACHEL: And yet she was worth jeopardising our relationship!!
ROSS: Look, I didn't think there was a relationship to jeopardise. I thought we were broken up.
RACHEL: We were on a break!
ROSS: That, for all I knew would, could last forever. That to me is a break-up.
RACHEL: You think you're gonna get out of this on a technicality?
ROSS: Look, I'm not trying to get out of anything, okay. I thought our relationship was dead!
RACHEL: Well, you sure had a hell of a time at the wake!
RACHEL: God! And to have to hear about it from Gunther!!
ROSS: Come on! Like I wanted him to tell you, I ran all over the place trying to make sure that didn't happen!
RACHEL: Oh, that is so sweet. I think I'm falling in love with you all over again.
ROSS: Look Rachel, I wanted to tell you, I thought I should, I-I did, and then Chandler and Joey convinced me not to.
CHANDLER: Wax the door shut, we're never leaving, ever.
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ROSS: What, now you're not even taking to me? Look Rachel, I-I'm sorry, okay, I'm sorry, I was out of my mind. I thought I'd lost you, I didn't know what to do. Come on! Come on, how insane must I have been to do something like this? Huh? I-I don't cheat right, I, that's not me, I'm not Joey!
ROSS: Okay, well here we are. Now we're in a tough spot again, Rach. What do you want to do? How do you want to handle it? Huh? Do you wanna fight for us? Or, do you wanna bail? Look, I, I did a terrible, stupid, stupid thing. Okay? And I'm sorry, I wish I could take it back, but I can't. I just can't see us throwing away something we know is so damn good. Rachel, I love you so much.
RACHEL: No Ross!!! Don't! You can't just kiss me and think you're gonna make it all go away, okay? It doesn't work that way. It doesn't just make it better. Okay?
ROSS: Okay, okay, okay.
RACHEL: I think you should go.
ROSS: What?
RACHEL: I really think you need to go now.
ROSS: Okay, okay. This morning you said there was nothing so big that we couldn't work past it together...
RACHEL: Yeah, what the hell did I know!
ROSS: Look, look, there's got to be a way we can work past this. Okay, I can't imagine, I can't imagine my life without you. Without, without these arms, and your face, and this heart. Your good heart Rach, and, and...
RACHEL: No. I can't, you're a totally different person to me now. I used to think of you as somebody that would never, ever hurt me, ever. God, and now I just can't stop picturing with her, I can't, it doesn't matter what you say, or what you do, Ross. It's just changed, everything. Forever.
ROSS: Yeah, but this can't be it, I mean.
RACHEL: Then how come it is?

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