We were on a break

Bueno, no fue fácil conseguirlo, pero lo hice. In memoriam Friends. Creo que este capítulo está demasiado bien hecho y es muy representativo de "a whole lotta people". Así doy el puntapié inicial a este blog que abordará desde la comedia al drama, pasando por... errr... el melodrama. Bueno, eso y otras hierbas.
Enjoy!

RACHEL: But I told you, I didn't have the time!
ROSS: Yeah, well you never have the time. I mean, I don't feel like I even have a girlfriend anymore, Rachel.
RACHEL: Wh, Ross what do you want from me? You want me... you want me to quit my job so you can feel like you have a girlfriend?
ROSS: No, but it'd be nice if you realized, it's just a job!
RACHEL: Just a job!
ROSS: Yes.
RACHEL: Ross do you realize this is the first time in my life I'm doing something I actually care about. This is the first time in my life I'm doing something that I'm actually good at. I mean. if you don't get that...
ROSS: No, hey, I get that, okay, I get that big time. And I'm happy for ya, but I'm tired of having a relationship with your answering machine! Okay, I don't know what to do anymore.
RACHEL: Well neither do I!
RACHEL: Oh my God. I cannot keep having this same fight over and over again, Ross, no, you're, you're, you're making this too hard.
ROSS: Oh I'm, I'm making this too hard. Okay, what do you want me to do.
RACHEL: I don't know, I don't know. Look, maybe we should take a break.
ROSS: Okay, okay, fine, you're right. Let's ah, let's take a break, let's cool off, okay, let's get some frozen yoghurt, or something...
RACHEL: No. A break from us.
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JOEY: So what are you gonna do?
ROSS: What can I do? One person wants to break-up, you break-up.
CHANDLER: Hey, no way! Come on, this is you guys, call her and work it out.
ROSS: Oh come on, we just had this huge fight, all right, don't I have to wait a while?
CHANDLER: Hey, this isn't like swimming after you eat, pick up the phone!!!
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ROSS: You think?! God, I, ah, I'm in hell. I mean what, what am I gonna do? Rachel's all like, 'I love you and, and let's work on this.' And all I can think about is, 'What is she gonna do? What is she gonna say?' when I tell her what I did.
CHANDLER: Well, before we answer that, I think we should address the more important question. How dumb are you?
ROSS: What?! Look, we're trying to rebuild a relationship here, right. How am I supposed to do that here, without being totally honest with each other?
JOEY: Look, Ross look, I'm on board about this totally honesty thing, I am, just not about stuff that's gonna get you in trouble.
CHANDLER: He's right. Nobody's gonna benefit, and you're just gonna hurt her.
JOEY: Yeah, and there won't be a relationship left to rebuild.
ROSS: Yeah, but don't you think...
CHANDLER: All right look, if you absolutely have to tell her, at least wait until the timing's right. And that's what deathbeds are for.
JOEY: All right, okay, now, we just have to make sure she doesn't find out some other way. Did you think about the trail?
ROSS: What trail?
JOEY: The trail from the woman you did it with to the woman you hope never finds out who did it! You always have to think about the trail!
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RACHEL: Y'know what, I want you to leave! Get outta here!
ROSS: No!!!
RACHEL: Just get out! Now!!!
ROSS: No! No! I wanna stay. I wanna talk about this.
RACHEL: Okay! All right! How was she?
CHANDLER: Uh-oh.
ROSS: What?
RACHEL: Was she good?
JOEY: Don't answer that.
RACHEL: Come on Ross! You said you wanted to talk about it, let's talk about it!! How was she?
ROSS: She was...
JOEY: Awful! Horrible!
CHANDLER: She was not good. Not good.
JOEY: She was nothing compared to you.
ROSS: She, she was different.
JOEY: Ewwwww!
RACHEL: Good different?
CHANDLER: Uh-oh.
ROSS: Nobody likes change.
ROSS: Listen. Oh hey, hey, the important thing was that she meant, she meant nothing to me!
RACHEL: And yet she was worth jeopardising our relationship!!
ROSS: Look, I didn't think there was a relationship to jeopardise. I thought we were broken up.
RACHEL: We were on a break!
ROSS: That, for all I knew would, could last forever. That to me is a break-up.
RACHEL: You think you're gonna get out of this on a technicality?
ROSS: Look, I'm not trying to get out of anything, okay. I thought our relationship was dead!
RACHEL: Well, you sure had a hell of a time at the wake!
RACHEL: God! And to have to hear about it from Gunther!!
ROSS: Come on! Like I wanted him to tell you, I ran all over the place trying to make sure that didn't happen!
RACHEL: Oh, that is so sweet. I think I'm falling in love with you all over again.
ROSS: Look Rachel, I wanted to tell you, I thought I should, I-I did, and then Chandler and Joey convinced me not to.
CHANDLER: Wax the door shut, we're never leaving, ever.
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ROSS: What, now you're not even taking to me? Look Rachel, I-I'm sorry, okay, I'm sorry, I was out of my mind. I thought I'd lost you, I didn't know what to do. Come on! Come on, how insane must I have been to do something like this? Huh? I-I don't cheat right, I, that's not me, I'm not Joey!
ROSS: Okay, well here we are. Now we're in a tough spot again, Rach. What do you want to do? How do you want to handle it? Huh? Do you wanna fight for us? Or, do you wanna bail? Look, I, I did a terrible, stupid, stupid thing. Okay? And I'm sorry, I wish I could take it back, but I can't. I just can't see us throwing away something we know is so damn good. Rachel, I love you so much.
RACHEL: No Ross!!! Don't! You can't just kiss me and think you're gonna make it all go away, okay? It doesn't work that way. It doesn't just make it better. Okay?
ROSS: Okay, okay, okay.
RACHEL: I think you should go.
ROSS: What?
RACHEL: I really think you need to go now.
ROSS: Okay, okay. This morning you said there was nothing so big that we couldn't work past it together...
RACHEL: Yeah, what the hell did I know!
ROSS: Look, look, there's got to be a way we can work past this. Okay, I can't imagine, I can't imagine my life without you. Without, without these arms, and your face, and this heart. Your good heart Rach, and, and...
RACHEL: No. I can't, you're a totally different person to me now. I used to think of you as somebody that would never, ever hurt me, ever. God, and now I just can't stop picturing with her, I can't, it doesn't matter what you say, or what you do, Ross. It's just changed, everything. Forever.
ROSS: Yeah, but this can't be it, I mean.
RACHEL: Then how come it is?

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